Ren and Stimpy. The Lost Episodes

Ren and Stimpy. The Lost Episodes (also known as Adult Party Cartoon) is an animation series created by Canadian cartoonist John Kricfalusi for TNN cable TV station (later known as Spike TV). The series is an Adults-Only reboot of the popular cartoon Ren and Stimpy originally broadcasted on children TV station Nickelodeon. It was aired from June 26 to July 26 in 2003. It was rated TV-MA in the USA.

Ren and Stimpy, The lost episodes is an even nastier version of the original Ren and Stimpy TV series. In these episodes you will find the accustomed scatological Ren and Stimpy humor mixed with racy jokes, and tons of hots chicks, some of them completely naked!! (At last Human girls, as Ren would say).

Well, these are the Ren and Stimpy lost episodes (Which were not really lost just too "adult" to be broadcast on Nickelodeon).

Every episode starts with Ren and Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi talking about the making of the episode and also giving some reasons why TV executives banned these episodes at the time the original Ren and Stimpy series was on TV.

First episode is entitled "Naked Beach Frenzy"

This episode is all about Ren trying to manhandle (doghandle?) as many hot chicks as possible on the beach while dealing with a huge, crazy and grossly hairy life saver

Second episode is "Stimpy's Pregnant".

Many may think...Oh wait..Isn´t Stimpy a guy??. Well, not this time. As John K explains, Sometimes Stimpy is a girl. We can also see this "gender-change" in some episodes of the original Ren and Stimpy show. In this episode Ren is about to become a family man and Stimpy is his lovely wife...yeah, this just sounds too disturbing. Prepare yourself to see one of the most bizarre Ren and Stimpy episodes..plus a girly Stimpy with huge boobs.

Third episode "The altruists"

This is the longest Ren and Stimpy episode ever made. It lasts a bit more than 30 minutes. In this episode, Ren and Stimpy are the good guys who will help a poor newly widow and his headless (yeah, no head) son build a new house. Oh yes, they were evicted as well. How could Ren and Stimpy help someone build a house if they don´t even have a place or money?? Well, as they episode title says they are altruists and altruists sometimes do shady things in order to get their altruist deeds done, right?? well, not really.. But Ren and Stimpy do..and they are not any less good for doing that. By the way, Check the notorious chainsaw scene.

Fourth episode "Ren seeks help"

Ren has done something so horrible that not even Stimpy can forgive him. I´m pretty sure that everyone agrees that Ren needs some help. In this episode the neurotic Chihuahua go seek professional help in order to cure his twisted behavior. Also, we will know Ren´s roots of his evil. ..Oh man, Ren's childhood sure was so messed up!!

Fifth episode "Fire Dogs 2"

In this sequel to the original "Fire Dogs" episode, Eddie and Tommy, I mean, Ren and Stimpy become bestest friends with the Chief fireman from the original episode. This wouldn't be that bad If the Chief fireman wasn´t a lunatic fatass whose biggest challenge is flush the toilet everytime he takes a dump. Yeah, you must expect lots of poo and fart gags.

Sixth episode "Onward and Upward"

Finally, Ren and Stimpy have made it big!! They have left behind poverty by moving out of the mouth of some homeless man in which they used to live to enjoying the high life in their new residence, a spitting bowl...Well, this is the Ren and Stimpy show after all. By the way, What´s for dinner today?? You don't really want to know.

That´s all folks!! This was my brief synopsis of Ren and Stimpy. The Lost Episodes. I have to say that I enjoyed watching these episodes as much as the original ones. It´s a pity that Ren and Stimpy are not around anymore. I hope more "Lost episodes" come out in the future. As a way to say goodbye, I´d like to say...Happy Happy Joy Joy!!

Metalocalypse

Metalocalypse is an animated series aired on Adult Swim. It was created by Brendan Small and Tommy Blacha. It is described as a mixture between “Spinal Tap with Scooby Doo and Norway”. Metalocalypse follows the adventures of a Metal band called “Dethklok”. Although the name of the band is usually written as "Dethklok",most of their band logos are written as "Dethkløk". Their popularity is incredible. They are known as the “twelfth largest economy in the World”. So popular are they that their fans would do anything their songs said, even if it means death. For example, if they support a commercial brand, that means that it becomes the most popular in the market. Their supernatural popularity has drawn the attention of a group known as “The Tribunal”. Each episode shows an attempt of this group to destroy the band. Deathklok’s concerts are notoriously violent. Most of the time their fans end up hurt or dead. Even their charity deeds end up with lots of deaths like when a laser beam show killed the entire London Philarmonic Orchestra. Frequently, the series has various famous musicians sharing their voice for the show such as James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett of Metallica, Jeff Loomis, Steve Smyth, and Warrel Dane of Nevermore, Arch Enemy’s guitarist Michael Amott, Canibal Corpse’s singer George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher. Besides, each episode shows various references to other metal bands in the real world. Being these references shown as places, names or the characters’ behaviour.

Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl

Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl is a fictional character created by Roman Dirge inspired by Edgar Allan Poe's poem "Lenore". It has its own comic books as well as 25 animated episodes that are about 5 minutes long. The comic tells the adventures of Lenore and her friends.These are characterized by their dark sense of humor and twisted endings. Lenore comic is also know for reiventing children's songs, rhymes and games into some more macabre and subverting all sorts of pop culture icons and cultural figures in to topics of dark comedy. Lenore' s personality is not malicious but most of the time her actions cause injuries and even the deaths of those around her.

Braindead

Lionel's mother being bitten by the monkey-rat

Lionel taking care of his half-zombie mother

Fighting Zombies

Braindead is a comedy-gore movie directed by Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings) in 1992. It had a three million dollar budget. It followed the gore-style of other Jackson´s movies, such as Bad Taste and Meet the Feebles. It is considered as one of the bloodiest movies ever made. The movie takes place in New Zealand during the 50's. The protagonist Lionel Cosgrove (Timothy Balme) lives with his overprotective mother (Elizabeth Moody). Lionel always does everything her mother orders him to do. Then, Lionel falls in love with Paquita (Diana Peñalver) a young woman who works in a local grocery store. One day, Lionel and Paquita went on a date to the zoo and Lionel´s mother followed them in secret. Unfortunately, while Lionel´s mother was spying on her son, she is bitten on the arm by a mysterious creature known as the monkey-rat of Sumatra. Gradually, the monkey-rat´s bite starts turning her into a man-eating zombie. Although, Lionel is horrofied, he tries to live with his zombie-mother as if nothing had happened...thus, unleashing in this way, a catastrophic zombie-mayhem.